I Never Ordered This

A serial novel.

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JJ wakes up with a strange woman and has 24 hours to piece together the last 48 before the current lover returns after a month in Greenland. Certain issues need to be resolved in that time, including why JJ, with a legendarily good memory, is missing large chunks of time; whether and what to confess to the current lover; and what has happened to JJ’s new watch?

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I Never Ordered This - part 1

suspicions awake

I Never Ordered This - part 2

exploring the surroundings

I Never Ordered This - part 3

encountering the natives

I Never Ordered This - part 4

dressed for excess

I Never Ordered This - part 5

inevitably baffling communications

I Never Ordered This - part 6

heading home

I Never Ordered This - part 7

reality starts to bite back

I Never Ordered This - part 8

moments of truth

I Never Ordered This - part 9

attention-seeking

I Never Ordered This - part 10

one tough mother

I Never Ordered This - part 11

what are you looking at?

I Never Ordered This - part 12

destination anyway

I Never Ordered This - part 13

raised voices

I Never Ordered This - part 14

delving (with diversions)

I Never Ordered This - part 15

travelling and standing still

I Never Ordered This - part 16

probing (torture)

I Never Ordered This - part 17

we’re here... we are going shopping...

I Never Ordered This - part 18

take me home

I Never Ordered This - part 19

fillings
I Never Ordered This - part 20 bloody party favours
I Never Ordered This - part 21 bird-spotting
(with thanks to Amelia for the inspiration)
I Never Ordered This - part 22 bloody cycles
I Never Ordered This - part 23 don’t rage me in
I Never Ordered This - part 24 historical banter
I Never Ordered This - part 25 memory mining
I Never Ordered This - part 26 personality addiction
I Never Ordered This - part 27 own goals
I Never Ordered This - part 28 unsteady progress
I Never Ordered This - part 29 bubbles
I Never Ordered This - part 30 pink and blue
I Never Ordered This - part 31 al dente
I Never Ordered This - part 32 expert witness
I Never Ordered This - part 33 accentuated
I Never Ordered This - part 34 bits and pieces
I Never Ordered This - part 35 everyone remembers their first time

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